Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
ttyl tear gas
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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