After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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