That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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