i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
its not stalking. its research.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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