i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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