youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
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