yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
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