Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
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