I just saw a hot homeless man
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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