True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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