No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I made him laugh his dick is mine
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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