Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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