"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
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