So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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