I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
