Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?

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(630): View more from Illinois

He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?

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(408): View more from California

look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.

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eating on the run again ?

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.

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(817): View more from Texas

Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.

(682): View more from Texas

That's completely alright, I do it a lot.

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?

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(682): View more from Texas

If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always

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