I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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