It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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