so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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