just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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