A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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