Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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