maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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