yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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