you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
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