Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
