Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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