So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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