i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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