Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
Randomize
