Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
We had sex on a dog bed..
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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