508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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