Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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