What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
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