Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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