I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
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