If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
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