they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Alive.
So much puke
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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