I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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