what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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