Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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