I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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