2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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