went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
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