Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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