That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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