so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
Randomize
