GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
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