I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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