Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
