ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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