gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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