If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I wear drunk well.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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