What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
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