Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
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