She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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