i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
i wish my penis had a tongue
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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